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[sukizula]

Dionysus: let's play two truths and a lie! Herc, you go first.

Heracles: okay, I had 2 wives when I was a mortal, my eyes are black, and i killed my music teacher at the ripe age of 16.

Dionysus: haha, that's easy, it's not the third one-

Hebe: He had 3 wives.

Dionysus:

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[sukizula]

*during the Giantomachy maybe*

Zeus: Poseidon, if I don't make it back, I want you to lead the group-

Poseidon:

Zeus: -back to Olympus. Lead them back to Olympus so Hera can take over as leader

Poseidon: thank god i thought you were giving me a responsibility

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[not-so-nerdyy]

I just remembered that Hecate is the cousin of Apollo and Artemis

Which means

Apollo and artemis: *fighting*

Hecate: Can I get a waffle?

Apollo and artemis: *fighting*

Hecate: CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?

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[the-12-magnificent]

Apollo at Hephaestus: You look so ugly today.

Aphrodite: Today!? Bitch, he was ugly last night,last week,last year,prom, graduation…

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[dr--wizard]

Whatever man *goblinizes*

[tredlocity]

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[ifileavetonight]

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[somecutething]

He loves getting his haircut!

[burritoplant]

this is one of the best things if not the best I’ve seen in my life 

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[jolymes]

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐

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[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

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[prideprejudce]

yeah you might be tricking the dumb rich family into hiring you and each member of your family but i’ve been living in their basement/bunker for four years and control all the lights in their house. we are not the same